While having dinner with the Sharrett boys William and Davis were shocked to discover that I do not have a boyfriend. The following conversation ensued:
William: You should get married in August.
Me: That's pretty quick considering I don't have a boyfriend right now.
William: You find a boyfriend, say marry me, punch him in the stomach, there you go.
Davis: Kiss him on the belly button.
Me: unable to speak because I'm laughing.
William: You should do the hot coffee test.
Me: What is the hot coffee test?
William and Davis jumbled on top of each other: You pour hot coffee on his foot. To test for anger management. If he gets angry don't marry him. If he's calm, marry him.